The truth comes out...

• I can eat a whole package of sugar wafer cookies in one sitting.
• I don't answer the phone. On purpose. I'm sorry.
• If I don't wash my hair everyday, its a disgusting oily mess.
• I wear my p.j.'s until Andrew comes home, oh who am I kidding?!....mostly, I just hang out in my underpants. :)
• I'm not into Summertime. Winter....come!
• I waste alot of hot water in the shower. I admit it.
• I skip the breakfast foods and go straight to frozen pizza at 9am.
• I hate throwing up milk, so I avoid it all together...oh, how I miss you.
• I don't think "hell" or "damn" should count as bad words...
• Honey, do I have to share the covers with you?
• I secretly love when Ashton uses his tongue to kiss me.
• Every time I think about Sam and Frodo from the Lord of the Rings, I cry.
• Sharing my straw with even my husband or son disgusts me.
• Yes, I do think my kid is cuter than yours....
• I watch Gene Simmons Family Jewels on tv every Sunday night....please, don't judge me.
• Can we have popcorn for dinner?!
• I would love to call myself a vegetarian, but I love the fish and chicken tacos too much!!
• I only have like 6 shirts, what kind of girl am I?!!?! I'll answer that, I'm a poor, boring shirtless girl.
• I don't really grow leg hair, so, why shave, right?
• I watch Sesame Street and 'Yo Gabba Gabba even when Ashton isn't around.
• Everything tastes better if someone else makes it and hands it to me.
• I would love to have a real fur coat, or blanket, or rug. OoooooOoo so soft! Yes, PETA would be mad, but I only want these things because I loooove the animals!
• I considered the names Petri and Tiger for my unborn son (don't worry, Andrew has a very strict screening process).

Some of it I can blame on being pregnant, the rest of it... just is what it is.