$2.00 bill, why can't I spend you!?!?!

I wish I could go back in time to when that nice man handed us our money for recycling our cans.
He handed us a pile of money with a $2.00 bill on top. I knew then that it would just go to waste and I wish I asked for $1 bills instead. (deep sigh)...

Is it extremely weird that I just can't bring myself to spend it? What does this say about me? There's no sentimental attachment, it's only worth, well, $2.00 and it's not even that rare.

I just pretend it's not in my wallet... although there have already been many opportunities where it could have and should have been spent.

...arrrrghhh.

The truth comes out...

• I can eat a whole package of sugar wafer cookies in one sitting.
• I don't answer the phone. On purpose. I'm sorry.
• If I don't wash my hair everyday, its a disgusting oily mess.
• I wear my p.j.'s until Andrew comes home, oh who am I kidding?!....mostly, I just hang out in my underpants. :)
• I'm not into Summertime. Winter....come!
• I waste alot of hot water in the shower. I admit it.
• I skip the breakfast foods and go straight to frozen pizza at 9am.
• I hate throwing up milk, so I avoid it all together...oh, how I miss you.
• I don't think "hell" or "damn" should count as bad words...
• Honey, do I have to share the covers with you?
• I secretly love when Ashton uses his tongue to kiss me.
• Every time I think about Sam and Frodo from the Lord of the Rings, I cry.
• Sharing my straw with even my husband or son disgusts me.
• Yes, I do think my kid is cuter than yours....
• I watch Gene Simmons Family Jewels on tv every Sunday night....please, don't judge me.
• Can we have popcorn for dinner?!
• I would love to call myself a vegetarian, but I love the fish and chicken tacos too much!!
• I only have like 6 shirts, what kind of girl am I?!!?! I'll answer that, I'm a poor, boring shirtless girl.
• I don't really grow leg hair, so, why shave, right?
• I watch Sesame Street and 'Yo Gabba Gabba even when Ashton isn't around.
• Everything tastes better if someone else makes it and hands it to me.
• I would love to have a real fur coat, or blanket, or rug. OoooooOoo so soft! Yes, PETA would be mad, but I only want these things because I loooove the animals!
• I considered the names Petri and Tiger for my unborn son (don't worry, Andrew has a very strict screening process).

Some of it I can blame on being pregnant, the rest of it... just is what it is.

My EXTRA LARGE Regret!

I have been so mad at myself lately, thinking back at my "normal" work day. Every lunch break I had, whether 30 mins or 1 hour, I would drive through the drive thru and order my lunch. Thinking, I deserved it. I earned it by working so hard that day...
Now, I am overweight and poor, and I wish I could go back in time!

I was doing the math and see for yourself...

I worked full time for about 6 years. Most meals were (give or take) $5.00.
$5.00 x 5 days a week= $25.00 (not soo bad)
$25 a week x 52 weeks in the year= $1300.00 (gross)
$1300.00 a year x 6 years= $7800.00!!
Thats,
$7800.00 on food that I scarfed down so fast and rushed back to work that I rarely enjoyed. AND thats Not including my "fun" day-off, "lets go out to lunch" food.

PLUS- there's all those greasy calories I consumed... After doing some research, I learned my average meal was somewhere between 390-600 cal. without a drink! I'm not going to add it up...I don't want to know.
But......(deep sigh)
what was I thinking!?!?!